One of my witches said to list at least 20 practices that make you feel most alive.
It’s supposed to help you tap into your intuitive erotic.
What gives me power:
1. Dancing. Preferably to ’90s club music.
2. Traveling. I love exploring.
3. Manifesting meals out of random ingredients.
4. Inhaling my Old Spice air fresheners. My Dove Men’s deodorant. My sandalwood candles.
5. Singing the “Bye, Poo Poo” song when I toss the trash down the chute.
6. Charging tarot cards under a full moon. Except for yesterday when they were outside during a flood and tornado watch.
7. Singing. Loud.
8. Freebasing hot coffee.
9. Socializing. The soul never gets tired; just the body.
10. Drinking. I mostly gave it up for Lent. Jim and Kelly said oh shit, now you’re gonna get into heaven even though you don’t want to!
11. Meditating. The psychic flashes I get when I’m “in it,” wow!
12. Blogging.
13. Seeing a Robin or other bird, cat or critter approach me because they know I’m friendly. Communing with nature in general.
14. Ruining Cindy’s day by just existing. Keep watching, Goobaru.
15. Surfing Expedia. Planning trips in general. Better than booze.
16. Dressing up. Knowing I look good, girl.
17. Plotting the government’s demise.
18. Eating! How did that fall so far down the list. Fat girl loves to eat. Even healthy food.
19. Disney Adulting.
20. Driving. Not in Florida.