New Pooh (Corner, that is)
Mommy had to tear down Pooh Corner because she took four trips in a row and no matter how much she
Right now, we have a yucky little litterbox, which I have been happily avoiding. (I shat on the carpets right before she came home from work Thursday AND Friday, and boy was she mad!)
She's planning to get us each our own box when we move. Which might happen and might not, as the new complex we want to move into is dicking her around. And she's been loath to buy anything for the new place, as she doesn't want to jinx anything. However, she had to take exception when she saw this today:
It's mine! All mine! And she even bought a matching black-and-aqua rug that will go under it and the poop box when she buys it!
I'm so happy I could just shit. Oh, wait, I just did. I mean, I'm so happy I could just shit AGAIN! Where can I go leave it? ;)
And no, I'm not allowed to use it till we're in our new place. We're already tripping over boxes as it were -- Mommy would probably throw it away in a raging fit, and I'm sorry, but I ain't hoisting my fat ass over the balcony railing to go after it!
posted by Miss Maddie @ 4:21 PM
6 Comments:
Yay!!! Maddie, now you'll no longer crap in a box, but crap in a tent!! YAY MEOW MEOW!!!
Ok, that tent is too damn cute.
-The Drab Kitty Gang
Tweaker, Effie, Mojo, Nixon, Lola, Booga and Jet Girl
Your turds will look great on the carpet along the outside of that poop-tent.
Avoid going inside at all costs! You have a reputation to maintain...
My kitties just got a new hiding place to shat.
The roomie cut holes in the hall cupboard doors and made the whole bottom shelf into Pooh Hole Central.
Don't worry. I've been training them for you. When she forgets to change them (because they are so hidden away and she can't remember to wash her hair sometimes), they just go in the middle of the kitchen floor in the new tile and are ALWAYS sure to hit the grout!!!!
Be proud.
Love your tent. Its totally awsome and adorable, like you.
Maybe tease Mommy with using it for a bit, huh? THEN go back you your old ways. That'll throw her off!
That looks like wonderful material to rub your butt up against after you crap. We wants one of those to try it out too!
Hi, a friend of mine stumbled across your blog, knew how much I'd like it and sent me. I've been following the cat-ventures for a while. I have 4, myself...I've recently been researching and experimenting with changing my cats' diet. Maybe you're interested, maybe you're not, but I've found it's true that pricier food costs twice as much but lasts twice as long (or longer) because the cats eat less of it. It has more protein, so it fills them up (why are we trying to force our carnivorous cats to eat only carbs, anyway?) and keeps them satisfied longer. That's why the eat less of it. And a better-quality food also stinks less when it comes out the other end; and the cats produce less poo because their bodies are using the better food more efficiently. Just thought it was worth mentioning in case you ever tire of pooh-corner...
My mommy bought me a tent a few years ago. What fun it was to poop on the carpet, then drag the tent over the poop to cover it. Mommie looked so funny as she searched everywhere to locate the source of the stink. Took her one whole day of frustration while I sat back and smiled...
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