Hittin' the box
The master litterbox needed a-cleanin' today, so Mommy left us a small, disposable litterbox for use while the big one was being fumigated.
Now, she's always bitchin' at me to hit the fucking box already, as I tend to pretty much crap wherever I feel like it. Well, today, I hit the little box all right -- the outside of it. Mommy could hear me peeing on the special rug in Pooh Corner and was last seen softly banging her head off the nearest wall.
For some reason, she says it doesn't count as being "in the box" if it's only my front two paws and one foot. Jesus H, woman, you want me to go in the box -- it's just too little and my ASS doesn't fit into it! You didn't specify to put my tail end over the box!!!
Thank god, the big box was just returned with fresh liners and litter. Too bad I have no need to use it anytime soon. She swears next time, she's not buying a litterbox but, rather, a child's sandbox and filling it with catty litter instead.
posted by Miss Maddie @ 5:32 PM
3 Comments:
Dear Miss Maddie,
Hopper has poor aim when it comes to peeing, but I'm fairly certain she does it on purpose. As a result, we don't use litter boxes here. The cats use big Sterilite storage boxes with one end cut out so they can step in and out. I'm thinking we may have to upgrade, because even though the sides are a lot taller than the average hooded litter box, she just raises her back end higher and higher and higher...
Signed,
Barb
OMG, that's brilliant! Although we do have dozens of those storage tubs around here and I'm afraid the girls would be their usual "catty" (ha!) selves and see fit to pee in/on/around any storage box they see fit. Human will never win this battle -- when will we ever learn?!?!
our kitties love to play in the litter box. we use the crystal litter. it's great w/ odor and makes poop rock solid. however, i get mad when they like to play "ball" with their poops. one time, i actually stepped on one.
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