I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006


Originally uploaded by dcwriterdawn.
This was the first photo Mommy took with her new ROKR camera phone. She uses this as her wallpaper on the phone, and she even set this photo as my Grandma's wallpaper on HER phone, too!

I appreciate having my furry widdle face everywhere, because Mommy's never here to see it. Since Thanksgiving, she's gone to Pittsburgh twice, and once each to Las Vegas and to Aspen, Colo. So when she looked at her phone, she saw these pretty eyes imploring her to come home and feed me some good food or to at least scoop the shit out of the fucking litterbox, because poohnani -- my booty stank!!!


At 11:55 PM, Blogger Barb said...


At 6:56 PM, Blogger Miss Sassy said...

OMGoodness you are so perrrrrty in this pic!!
Tell your mommy I have the same phone and I also set a set of emploring eyes as MY wallpaper to remind ME to come home TOO!!!!
Ask her if she's figured out how to edit music to set her rings as parts of her songs... then she could record you scratching at the litter or rubbing your butt on the carpet as, say, her text message alert - I'm sure that will help your cause =) =)
Looks like you got a bath too - or mommy is better at using the camera these days - either way, MUCH more flattering pic =)

At 6:10 PM, Anonymous Pet Campbell said...

What a doll...
and what a good sense of frickin humor..
I love it! Maybe Tigger can come visit sometime..well maybe not, he already has to many cat habits...

At 1:17 AM, Blogger smartysmum said...

Love this blog! My daughter and I had a huge chuckle reading all your entries. We will visit again!


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