Packing up Puss
We're being evicted from our apartment complex 'cause rich people bought out the old management and they're turning this dump into "luxury" apartments that we can't afford. And besides, Mommy works about 35 miles from here and we never see her, so she wants to move closer to her job.
But I don't know if I want her hanging around those assholes too much -- I mean, just yesterday, one person asked her if she's looking forward to moving, and she told everyone about how I poop all over the house and she's ready to find a place with non-shitstaned rugs. (Bitch!) Anyway, somebody told her that she's got a glorious opportunity to move and to FORGET to tell me where she's going! Fuckers!!!
You ever heard the song "Pimpin' All Over the World"? Well, for me, I'm "Poopin' All Over the World." 'Cause wherever Mommy goes, my skid marks shall follow!
posted by Miss Maddie @ 8:22 AM
3 Comments:
I think your mom should pack up one of your turds and offer it up as lunch to the genius who think she should abandon you.
Even though you exasperate your mom (the best of us do), she'll always have your back when it comes to fucktards like that--shit-stained rugs and all.
pack up my turds and hit the road
crap here crap there crap everywhere
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