My work here is done

It's taken me almost three years, but I am proud to say that I am OFFICIALLY done training Kadi to carry on my legacy.

I told you she isn't all that smart!

But alas, she's finally gotten it right. She now no longer covers up her poop in Pooh Corner. I couldn't be more proud!

Now the hard part is training Mommy to not bitch at ME every time she sees a steaming pile of poo atop the box o'litter. But she did catch Kadi for the first time tonight leaving a poo uncovered because Kadi's a dumbass and went straight to MOMMY for approval after her random act of defecation and not to ME. Silly Kadi -- only I would be proud of naked, piping hot poo!

But it's all good. Not only did Mommy smell Kadi's stank ass, but Kadi also did her usual ritual of shitting her brains out and then going straight back to the food dish. So, when Kadi breathed wet Whiskas on Mommy, Mommy knew that the foul odors were coming out of BOTH ends of my sister. Joy!

World domination has been slow in coming, but it's inevitable. Resistance against stinky air is inevitable. Humans, you are surrounded -- surrender now while you still can! Hand over the treats (the good ones, not the crappy ones you keep in the house even though we refuse to eat them) and no one gets hurt. ...