Souvenirs

Mommy just came back from a week in New York, and she was telling us that she saw these gourmet cat treats in her hotel gift shop but that she passed on them. She figured $15 on a package that probably contained five treats wasn't a wise investment, even though they came in a cute tin. Well, bitch, then go spend $15 on regular treats for me because I was LONELY here with only Kadi to keep me company!

I decided to get over myself and give Mommy a souvenir of her own, as she's leaving today AGAIN, this time for Pittsburgh. Apparently we had DEFILED the litterboxes so much that Mommy simply dragged one to the curb and cleaned out the other one for us.

Well, as I am getting along in years (I'll be 10 in April!) and I am also a creature of habit, I went to take a dump this morning on the backup box and, guess what? It was gone! Oh well, I didn't care. I shat myself silly right where I was standing. That'll teach Mommy to keep leaving me like this and not even bringing me back any presents -- she definitely doesn't like it when I'm the one giving HER a lil somethin' somethin' to remember me by!