I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Worship the cuteness


Couching
Originally uploaded by dcwriterdawn.
How dare Mommy let Kadi blog. Fools -- dragging down the collective IQ to which I have raised this site.

Mommy took this last night while we were watching "Medium." I think I should be a psychic -- I see somebody bringing me treats. Well, OK, maybe not now, but hopefully sometime this week.

I know, I see somebody crapping in a pair of high heels while Mommy's at work. Yes, I think my clairvoyance isn't so off-target after all. ...

9 Comments:

At 1:55 PM, Blogger Sub Girl said...

maddie, you are vulgar but such a cutie!

 
At 11:02 AM, Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

Fill all of her shoes! Owning a human is exhausting! The amount of time it takes to train and retrain them is enough to make a cat crazy!

And they consider themselves the "superior" species...

 
At 6:22 PM, Blogger Miss Sassy said...

wow - mommie really got a good shot this time, didn't she?
I've been trained a bit by my fluffball, and I find, as a human, that the treats just fall out of me like I sprout them when I DON'T find shoes full of "thought of you today" gifts.
Just thinkin like a lame ol' biped here, but maybe rubbing up and down the carpet is enough love to show mommie when she gets home???

Anywho, great pic. Maybe she'll blow it up poster sized and put it over the mantel so you can show Kadai who the real alpha kitty is!

 
At 8:52 PM, Blogger Gigolo Kitty said...

Shoes can be cleaned easily. Much more effective to leave a gift under the pillow for discovery at bedtime.

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger Ollie said...

You are one sailor-mouthed yet beautiful kitty, Maddie. No wonder you get away with as much as you do.

 
At 12:04 AM, Blogger Tiff said...

Yeah, what Ollie said. >^..^<

 
At 4:00 PM, Blogger The Laughing Frog said...

OMG, this is TOO funny. I found my way over here from Groove Bunny's place. I'm sure my Emma's been channeling Maddie. Hope you don't mind if I add a link to your place.

 
At 6:56 PM, Blogger Minou said...

nice new pictures.... will we ever get a photo of the coveted pooh corner?

 
At 7:28 AM, Blogger Beau Beau &amp; Angie said...

Mom laughed so hard reading your stories she made us our own blog. Crap is her favorite funny subject except when comes from us! Hah! We took a peek at your stories, and you gave us some good ideas...

 

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