‘Say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams’

August 31st, 2015, 7:41 PM by Goddess

Le sigh.

“You see me in hindsight
Tangled up with you all night
Burning it down
Someday when you leave me
I bet these memories follow you around.”

— Taylor Swift, “Wildest Dreams”



Before I hit reply

August 31st, 2015, 1:21 PM by Goddess

YOU HAD ONE JOB, MORON. ONE! ONE JOB! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say go find these three things, with this one specification, and put them all together in one “thing.” And if you have time, another “thing.”

And I said that knowing the second “thing” would never happen because LAZY MOTHERFUCKER OMG.

And I only asked for the first project because I know they are sitting around twiddling and I worked all day yesterday and I thought let’s share the wealth and make sure we all earn our money.

And now I have to go fucking do it anyway because they can’t read a goddamned e-mail.

I don’t need Trump. I just need the ability to fire people. Without worrying about getting sued because their pwecious widdle feelings got hurt.

ONE JOB. ONE!!!!!!!!!!!