Caterwauling

Why do the idiots scrambling to play Gene Pool Survivor seemingly have the loudest voices in the anti-abortion movement?

And say what you will about my politics (if you must), but when the anti-abortionist police are quoting from “The Onion,” you realize the next generation of poster children for the procedure has arrived.

The first line of the post:

Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.

Can you say “Darwin Award”? I knew you could. 😉

Via Sabre. And there’s a great commentary over at Sufficient Scruples in case Dee Dee Dee rips down the post.

D.C. Car Inspection/repairs: $300 (and three hours)
D.C. Car Registration/fees for expired tags: $300 (and two hours)
D.C. License: $40 (and two hours)

Surviving two trips to the mechanic, four trips to the DMV, two surly employees and three wonderful ones, 20 phone calls to various people who could make this happen: Priceless, as now — today! finally! — my car is legal and registered and titled and happy and snug in her newfound anonymity (as I gave up the vanity plates. *sniffle*).

Moreover, starting life over from scratch: Brilliant.