Eye of the hurricane

July 23rd, 2004, 8:06 AM by Goddess

One hour till the gang meets with Cruise Director. The meeting will either go really well or really not well. I am hoping for the former. I don’t know what to expect — I asked his assistant what I could do to prepare for the meeting, and she told me to bring “my pretty little self.” That reeks of an ambush, but I’ve been wrong before, although not very often! The thing is, I get quiet and go through meetings saying as little as possible, whereas my staff are more than happy to share their thoughts in no uncertain terms. I spout off all the time, so when it’s time to go behind a closed-door and I have no idea what is going to be discussed, I retreat to my “happy place.”

Even though my former CEO drove me to an anxiety disorder, she did have a great story that came to mind. She said how you should never fear being called into the CEO’s office. She recounted how she would be called to the principal’s office as a child, and she’d skip happily down the halls, expecting that the principal wanted to personally congratulate her on being a model student. The moral to the story was that you should be doing the best job possible and you shouldn’t have any guilt whatsoever if you’ve given your best all along. Heh. Says her. The story/moral is superb, but I went into her office WAY too many times, knowing I gave my work a 110 percent effort, but she’d still manage to rape me of my dignity and shove my tail up my ass for me,

In any event, I really did work my ass off during the past two days. Oh, no wait, the ass is still there — big as ever. *sigh* Long hours = many drive-thru trips. And I’d say one order out of six has been correct.

I’m babysitting Alex today — I’m excited about this. She’s almost 1 year old now, so she’s fun, although she can exhaust even the most energetic of people. But it will be nice to focus on someone who doesn’t induce knots in my neck or pains in my ass!

On iTunes: Lili Haydn, “Come Here”



Must be 17 to get inside

July 22nd, 2004, 6:28 AM by Goddess


My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?

Whored from the fabulous LeeAnn (and go read about her wrong number!

On iTunes: Candlebox, “You”



Swingers CAN swing the election!

July 22nd, 2004, 5:50 AM by Goddess

Fuck the Vote, where liberals do it better and sex is the capital we are encouraged to use to take down the conservative machine this fall.

And apparently there’s a Fuck the Vote Halloween party in Pittsburgh. I know they say it isn’t a sex orgy party, but pleasuring oneself doesn’t count in the orgy category, does it?

Shamelessly whored from the illustrious Cope.

On iTunes: Kosheen, “Hide U”



If I were a Latina lover

July 22nd, 2004, 5:35 AM by Goddess

My ultra sexy ethnic stud-muffin name is Adriana Apasionado.
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*Whored from the alluring Veronica Amante.*

On iTunes: The Sundays, “Summertime”



Go away

July 21st, 2004, 8:18 PM by Goddess

The title is not aimed at you, darling readers. It’s just what pops into my mind because everywhere I turn at work, people are asking me how it’s going. People who don’t even talk to me that often. Word is getting around about Shan leaving town, and the automatic assumption is that “Dawn must be next.” And if I had time or inclination to go through the song and dance of interviewing for a job, honey, I’d be doing it and I wouldn’t be talking about it!

Certain people are just being more and more conspicuous — it’s like the McManagement huddled together and nominated those members who would be most likely to squeeze information out of me to follow me around and say, “How are things? No, really, how is it going?” No, really, I never divulged shit to you before, and I ain’t starting now — assuming, of course, I had anything to divulge.

I just got home from work. Meetings tomorrow and Friday. Proofs somewhere in between. Graphical elements keep disappearing during the conversion from Quark to PDFs. The CEO still hasn’t turned in his column, and I sent the file to the print shop half an hour ago. I guess, in comparison, the “How are you really?” question infintely surpasses the one I am accustomed to hearing: “What’s your real deadline?”

On iTunes: Abigail, “Falling”