Nightmare

May 10th, 2021, 9:28 AM by Goddess

Had a weird dream. A colleague was driving me to a meeting. It was at a house I had zero plans to set foot in again. But here we were.

It was awkward of course. One occupant clearly wanted to say hello to me but his electric shock collar jolted him every time eye contact was attempted. Someone else forbade me from using the bathroom — they poured kitty litter into Shock Collar’s lazy chair and said have at it.

What would be really nice is to see people in dreams as often I do in person. Which is not at all.

Maybe next time I’ll get lucky and dream of Freddy Krueger instead.



Married

May 8th, 2021, 7:32 PM by Goddess

No, not me. God.

But, two old colleagues who were married to others when I met them.

They seemed the least likely of the strange couplings to make it. But it appears all couplings except all mine worked out.

Que sera.

They look good together. He looks about 40 years younger than he should. We always thought she was one of those serial killer wives from the ID Channel.

Not sure whatever happened to her first husband. I guess if this one ever goes missing, we’ll know. Boys do love them some crazy.