Had a weird dream. A colleague was driving me to a meeting. It was at a house I had zero plans to set foot in again. But here we were.

It was awkward of course. One occupant clearly wanted to say hello to me but his electric shock collar jolted him every time eye contact was attempted. Someone else forbade me from using the bathroom — they poured kitty litter into Shock Collar’s lazy chair and said have at it.

What would be really nice is to see people in dreams as often I do in person. Which is not at all.

Maybe next time I’ll get lucky and dream of Freddy Krueger instead.

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