Gemini horoscope:
“Trying to get too much work done in the course of one day might prove self-defeating today, Goddess. Your physical energy isn’t what it usually.”
Nervous breakdown in progress. Whee!
I think it says something when we had our first departmental happy hour in, well, forever. And five out of the six of us had to come back to the office afterward.
When you wake up as tired as you were when you went to bed, and you go to sit on the toilet in a sleepy stupor and you FALL THE FUCK OFF THE TOILET and land in the bathtub because you missed the seat in your quasi-comatose state, you just KNOW how your day is going to turn out. …