So. Ridiculously. Funny. AND TRUE!!!
I keep joking with my friends that I’ve got this lovely toybox full of lotions and potions and whatnot, so I should advertise on Craig’s List that I need a “product tester.” A good friend sent me this link to kind of break my typing fingers before I could go that far, I guess. 
On iTunes: Ani DiFranco, “The Million You Never Made”
