German scream

December 12th, 2016, 9:42 AM by Goddess

That moment when you have a ton to contribute to a discussion but you do your “German scream” (SNL. Kate McKinnon as Angela Merkel. Genius.) so you don’t open an opportunity to feel like shit. 



In which I’m now the asshole upstairs 

December 12th, 2016, 7:25 AM by Goddess

Old ladies downstairs were blasting their TV all night with the windows open. 

I could take it till 12:15. Then I did an Irish jig, some booty poppin and some shit stomping around the house. 

They turned the TV off. 

Too bad I was too het up to fall asleep for four hours. 

Now if I can get them to stop chainsmoking because it makes my momma sneeze …