Ah, the future of breakups
May 5th, 2004, 8:29 PM by GoddessTen percent of Brits dump their significant others via text messages. What’s next — Donald Trump IMing people, “You’re fired”?
Holy shit!
May 5th, 2004, 4:59 PM by GoddessI just got an apology from Cruise Director for his trying to make an ass out of me in public recently. I guess I complained to the right person, ’cause he was in my office within a day. Of course, it started out as an excuse, like, “Well, I was only going to be in the meeting for a few minutes, and I was in a hurry and I guess I didn’t say it right, but it was really supposed to be a compliment.” Um hmm. Sure it was. I did get the apology and the compliment (behind closed doors, of course). I was kind of worried when he came into my office — I figured he’d heard me calling him Angry Butterfly, the way he manages to stomp and yet flit down the halls all at the same time. …
