June 25th, 2016, 12:28 PM by Goddess

I’m going to make like the British half of my family and call it quits. On the web, at least. Since I’m also Irish, let’s call it an Irexit. Seems fitting.

As Sloane famously said in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” 30 years ago, “Sooner or later, everybody goes to the zoo.”

I haven’t lost my mind. In fact, I think I just made its acquaintance again.

This is me saying so long, indefinitely.

Try talking directly to a sister if you miss her. And even if you don’t. Especially if you count reading between the lines here as communicating.

Go get some sunshine. And again, seeya on the flipside.


No good deed, deux

June 23rd, 2016, 1:14 PM by Goddess

I paid someone a compliment yesterday who did me a solid.

Said person generally drives me crazy on a good day. But ain’t no disrespect, yo, when you help me look not-stupid.

Today I am eating those words.

In any event, everywhere I look, everyone is at wits’ end. It’s almost a good thing to be off the Faceypages. If anyone asks any questions about where their heads are at, I’m blinking.

As for my head, it’s down and in the game. And hurting like a mofo.

But nothing a case or two of Lodi Estates can’t fix. And a vacation. A very very LONG vacation.

Seeya on the flipside. Be good to each other.

No good deed

June 22nd, 2016, 12:11 PM by Goddess

Last week I gave a “Goddess Gift” to someone who could use it. 

The gift is always unasked for. Always a gift, never a loan. A bright spot, I hope, during an unlucky streak. 

I want nothing back. Maybe an “ok I received it.”  But that’s enough for me. 

As I sent the gift last week, I thought well fuck. What meteor will fall out of the sky at me now?

As I duck and cover and lose my mind, I always wonder whether the universe would leave me alone if I would just pipe down and stay out of its way. I know plenty of people who have kept their jobs that way. 

Heck I wonder if I should drive like a nut and treat everyone like shit. Would I finally strike it lucky and maybe even rich?

Zoo Boos

June 21st, 2016, 8:01 PM by Goddess

Our zoo sucks. I reviewed it on Faceypages for its utter suckage. Now a throng of “Zoo Boos” (mom’s clever phrase) is on the attack.

Mind you, I deleted my app days ago. But I got notifications. Which prompted me to go turn them off. 

Look. I wasted money. I left depressed. I hated it. H-a-t-e-D it.  I mean, I’ve never been so impassioned about leaving a negative review but it was that bad. 

Now all these bitches are basically telling me I suck, I need to do research and I need to leave the earth. 

I laugh. Must be Trump voters. 

I won’t say I got to go to the Smithsonian zoo for free because D.C. is awesome that way. And that it was breathtaking, as opposed to overgrown and moldy and disgusting. 

I hated the lack of animals. Granted a lion murdered an employee there recently. The conditions are so deplorable, I see why. 

And I’m a writer. I say it’s my opinion. I say it’s how I felt. I don’t want anything. Well, maybe for the animals to have clean water and a less awful habitat. But shit. Why cast a pox upon me for that? 

I will pray for those animals. The real ones, not the cunty bitches who try to bully people into deleting their posts. 

Am off Facebook, after all. 

And good riddance. 

Longest day of the year

June 20th, 2016, 9:35 PM by Goddess

It’s the solstice today. Although I think yesterday was truly the longest day of the year. 

The strawberry moon is still out too. The moon is rimmed in pink although my iPhone actively rebels against taking good moon pics. 

My lovely little balcony.