I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Tuesday, September 17, 2002

ooooh, bunnies

Today, while borrowing Aunt Tiff's computer to write my masterful Britney parody (call me, Britney, we need to talk about your image- I'm the expert on sex kittens), the screensaver went on. It has little bunnies running across the screen and shooting arrows and stuff. I think she said she got it from something called the Time Hunt or whatever. Anyway, I love this screensaver. I could watch it for hours. It's way better than any of that Law & Order or Sex & the City crap Aunt Tiff and Mommy are always watching. And bunnies are yummy. I think they should make bunny flavored Mow Mix. It's not like Seafood Middles is really "the taste cats naturally crave." Since when do you see a cat jumping into the ocean to chase down some shrimp? And don't get me started on beef-flavored Mow Mix. I may be a stealthy huntress, but I am not the natural predator of the COW. I am far too dainty to go ripping across a field to take down a cow. But a bunny? Sure, I could take down a bunny.

Cat food marketing people are assholes.

And I just got through a whole entry without mentioning poop. Oops, never mind. :D

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