I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Wednesday, September 04, 2002

Mmm ... mmm good!

Mommy fed me Whiskas in the pouch last night (hooray for credit cards!). Yummy! I love it, although Mommy gags every time she catches a whiff of the sumptuous gravy in the packets. It's about time I got some good food ... I've been eating Mow Mix for more than a week straight. I hate it when she's po'.

Off to drink from the bathroom sink!!!

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