I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Thursday, August 29, 2002

spreading joy... and fur

One of my very favorite things to do is to leave my fur all over the clothes that Mommy and Aunt Tiff love best. My fur is very lovely and I enjoy sharing it with the bipeds I love. This works out especially well since Mommy and Aunt Tiff both wear a lot of black. My calico fur is especially radiant on Aunt Tiff's black velvety pants, for example. I know that they love taking this little rememberance of me, their beloved Maddie, to work with them, but I think I caught Mommy pulling it off her clothes today! I don't understand! Perhaps she was setting it aside for safekeeping. I will have to ask her about this later.

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