I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Friday, September 06, 2002


Mommy's making sausage-stuffed mushrooms and a taco ring for a potluck dinner tonight at my deadbeat daddy's house. Bitch hasn't cooked since the last time we had guests at our old apartment (we used to have a lot of guests, though! But then again, they were mostly 'overnight' guests 'cuz Mommy's a hoe-biscuit), and do you think she's even letting me sample anything? Not that I even like beef, but I felt like I should record it for posterity that, after days of having no food in the house, Mommy cooked!!! Go, asshole!



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