I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Wednesday, September 18, 2002

Chinese food?

Mommy told me this morning that she is gonna sell me to the Chinese restaurant on Pickett Street. Mmm ... mmm ... I'll get to eat all the chicken I want!!! I'm not sure why she said that, but she did say it after she was cleaning up my poop for the third time from her bathroom rug. ... Uh oh. ...

Shall we join together in a rousing chorus of "Oops I Did it Again"? (see yesterday's entry for the lyrics ... perhaps we should call it "Poop! I Did it Again.")

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