Wife material

February 27th, 2026, 6:18 AM by Goddess

Was telling a friend about this gourmet lunch I threw together yesterday while my internet was down for two hours.

He replied that I’m #wifematerial.

Boy … did that make me want to throw up my lunch.

Not that it was him who said it. Just in general.

Like, once upon a time, I made a lot of decisions — all with the idea of having a future family.

Now, those days are behind me.

WAY behind me.

I’m looking to downsize by a lot. So I can gravitate to having a life more outside my house than in.

And do I want someone in my big space? No. Would I want someone in my future, smaller space? Also no.

I saw a meme about guys who say I love you after never having asked a single question about you. Reminded me of the latest Mike. Who thankfully has fucked off and stayed fucked off. Here’s hoping Scott learns that lesson after … 20 years?

And no this friend from yesterday is the opposite. Asks every question.

Like, I am the lazy one who doesn’t ask questions because I don’t think that hard about anything. Or, for that matter, have answers to questions. Because, again, lazy.

Unless someone is gonna pay for half my space, I don’t want them in it. Or even then, given my physical reaction to a compliment.

My grandmother once said, after my shirt got wet after I washed dishes, that was a sign I’d be a good wife someday.

I said it’s a sign that I’m fat that it’s my belly that’s wet.

She laughed. And I could tell she was proud.

Still fat. Still not a wife. Still happy.

I think she’d still be proud.