I had someone try to mansplain to me what a subpoena is.
I often just ignore said person. Probably way more than I should.
Like, I don’t want to SAY my dick is bigger. But every now and again, I like to pull out the measuring tape.
I’m like yeah I know what one is because someone YOU KNOW subpoena’d me.
That was kind of glorious.
I mean, not the legal shit. That was awful.
But … imagine WHAT ELSE I know that you may be underestimating.
And actually … that was the SECOND time, come to think of it.
The first time was in college. Ol’ hockey hoe Tracy Sember tried to sue a professor for harassment. When I overheard her telling someone she was going to sue him because she was pissed about her grade in his class.
So yeah, I got stories.
You can assume I am an idiot. Or you can ask/listen.
Your choice.