Su Peen Ah

January 21st, 2026, 7:41 AM by Goddess

I had someone try to mansplain to me what a subpoena is.

I often just ignore said person. Probably way more than I should.

Like, I don’t want to SAY my dick is bigger. But every now and again, I like to pull out the measuring tape.

I’m like yeah I know what one is because someone YOU KNOW subpoena’d me.

That was kind of glorious.

I mean, not the legal shit. That was awful.

But … imagine WHAT ELSE I know that you may be underestimating.

And actually … that was the SECOND time, come to think of it.

The first time was in college. Ol’ hockey hoe Tracy Sember tried to sue a professor for harassment. When I overheard her telling someone she was going to sue him because she was pissed about her grade in his class.

So yeah, I got stories.

You can assume I am an idiot. Or you can ask/listen.

Your choice.