Dear Clarity,

Go away. Seriously — I was much happier in my illusions. I miss having little daydreams bringing a smile to my face. I can’t tell you the last time I smiled and actually meant it.



Tread carefully. I’m fra-geee-lay today.

On iTunes: Rob Thomas, “When the Heartache Ends (acoustic)”

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Dear (insert name of doctor),

I picked you specifically because you offer Saturday hours. Because, as I learned the hard way, the one day you want traffic to flow when you’re on your way to an appointment is the day it DOESN’T. That’s OK. It wasn’t serious, anyway, what I was worried about. I’ll wait and see.

Seriously, you say you take patients on weekends, but you refuse to do the first-patient visit on anything other than a weekday? You suck.


On iTunes: Van Morrison, “Moondance”