Holy ‘Idol’ tryouts, Batman!
Who else was amused when Ryan Seacrest’s mic went out three times during tonight’s live telecast? Trust me, kids, we weren’t exactly missing witty and intelligent commentary when he was muted. Ah, if only all episodes silenced him. …
I find it funny that this idiot is hosting ‘American Idol,’ when he doesn’t have a single ounce of talent himself. It’s a wonder Simon doesn’t put his foot up Ryan’s ass and boot him into the Pacific Ocean.
What’s up with tonight’s winners? Granted, I voted for Vanessa twice, but “Herk-a-Leez” guy? Puh-LEEZE!!! He sang the same song like four times — of course he’s getting better at it. Hell, he nailed it last night. But can he sing anything different? And can he say something intelligent, instead of that stupid faggy “Herk-a-Leez! Herk-a-Leez!” with that queeny fake clapping that he does? Fucker looks like a deranged Jack-in-the-Box.