Friday Five

1. Using one adjective, describe your current living space.

Ideal. It’s mine, mine, mine!!!!

2. Using two adjectives, describe your current employer.

I need words that have a myriad of definitions. “Special” comes to mind. And so does “challenging.” You pick out which line in Webster’s should apply. 🙂

3. Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pasttime.

Throbbing, pulsating and sticky. And by that, I mean masturbation.

4. Using four adjectives, describe your typical day.

I suppose “competing in special olympics” doesn’t fit the bill for four adjectives, does it now? I have to say, my typical day runs the gamut between fulfilling, frustrating, confounding and pleasing. And usually, in that order. 🙂

5. Using five adjectives, describe your ideal life.

My ideal life would alternate between being lascivious, concupiscent, tranquil, requited and salacious.

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