Friday Five

Heather said it was random, and she ain’t kidding.

1. What drinking water do you prefer — tap, bottle, purifier, etc.?

I fucking hate drinking water. And I can’t find a replacement for my purifying pitcher, so when/if I bother, I buy a bottle of Aquafina and refill it with tap water. I’d sooner buy bottles of cum and drink those instead.

2. What are your favourite flavor of chips?

Cheddar and sour cream. Might as well go for as much fat and grease as possible, all at once!

3. Of all the things you can cook, what dish do you like the most?

I make a mean cajun chicken and shrimp alfredo sauce (and it’s mean … on your ass). But when I’m not in the mood to set my ass on fire, I love throwing together taco dips and stuffing mushrooms.

4. How do you have your eggs?

Scrambled, like my brain. Filled with sausage and cheese. Sometimes I throw the whole mess on toast, for variation.

5. Who was the last person who cooked you a meal? How did it turn out?

In Pittsburgh, in early April, both my Mom and Brat cooked for me. Brat made breakfast (it was fine) and Mom made a fabulous pan of lasagna, stuffed with tiny little meatballs that she made herself. Brava!

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