English: learn it

I try not to be a bitch about this, but my company REALLY needs to hire cleaning crews that comprehend simple instructions like “DO NOT DISTURB,” which I have EMBLAZONED across my office door handle.

I just watched the cleaning lady start sticking her key into my door (under the fucking sign), so I told her nicely to go away because I’m smoking working. It’s bad enough I have to be here late, but to not be smoking is just wrong. I need to learn simple commands in Spanish like “go the fuck away or I will kill you.” Anyone out there who can help me translate?

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