Bootylicious
Rejected title: More hospital madness
I can’t believe I forgot to record this, but then again, like I know which end is up anymore!
When I went to the hospital on Saturday, there was a young kid working the admissions desk. I went behind his desk to go wash my hands, and I could swear he was looking at porn — big, wet black booties, if you get my drift. But after a second, it’s like he knew I hadn’t moved, so he toggled to a Yahoo! search page.
So I washed my hands, came out, and saw booties and boobies again! I must’ve gasped, ’cause that Yahoo! page came up immediately to cover it. Heh. What a dumbass, sitting out there in the open like that. Hell, I don’t even look at porn in my enclosed little office! 😉