A day late and a dollar short, as always

Reader Poll Monday, Dawn Standard Time.

  • How often do you get your hair cut?
    Never. I mean it — I hack away at my own, probably once a month or so. Yeah, it looks like hell. But just ask me about the $20 hairspray I can buy with what I save!
  • How often do you purge your space (get rid of old clothing, throw away old papers, etc.)?
    I get into moods wherein I need to wipe the slate clean, and I pitch a quarter of my apartment’s contents at least every six months. At which time I realize I suddenly have all this SPACE and need to buy more shit to fill it right back up. 😉
  • At the beach, do you coat yourself with sunblock every 20 minutes, or do you soak up the sun?
    Beach? What’s that?
  • What’s your favorite sexual position?
    Beggars can’t be choosers. 😉
  • When is the last time you had ice cream? What flavor was it?
    Last week. It was some kind of caramel-and-chocolate phenomenon. *swoon*
  • What is your dream job?
    Something that lets me combine my editorial goddessness (I know it’s not a word — it’s called irony, people, sheesh! LOL) and event coordination. I loved party-planning when I was in fund-raising — this time, I’d like to spend other people’s money who HAVE money to burn!
  • If forced to choose, would you rather give up sugar or salt for one year?
    Salt. I can buy carby snacks and they will sit in my pantry for a year. But ice cream? I’d eat it on the way home from the grocery store if I were ghetto enough to keep utensils in the armrest. 🙂
  • Do you filter your tap water before drinking it?
    And miss out on the crunchy goodness of the Potomac River?
  • How old were you when you went on your first date?
    I think I grew up in the era of “not-dates.” You know, you get 10 people together and if you spend a lot of time with one person, then it’s a date-but-not-really. And my best dates? Usually outings with my friends — we get dressed up, we talk and laugh, we have fun, we actually eat what we order, etc.
  • Ask me a question. 🙂
    Have you taped a copy of “Queer Eye” for the office cologne bandit and surreptitiously slipped it to him? Because you should. And I love me some men’s cologne, but not the whole BOTTLE at ONCE!

    On iTunes: Moby, “Porcelain”

  • One Lonely Response to A day late and a dollar short, as always

    1. Pratt :

      lol…love your answers…