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I just got an e-mail from BonJovi.com, filled with Valentine’s Day gift ideas. And isn’t it stupid that I’m the asshole who’s the FAN who gets the e-mail, when it should be all those who are enamored by me who should be getting the gift ideas?
In any event, this would fill my heart (and perhaps my scandalous skivvies) with joy:
I’d also take the chocolate bark, the teddy bear or oral sex from Jon himself. (I don’t see it in the Web store, but a girl can dream!)