Turn off the lights, and I glow

So I’ve been using a new body wash, Caress with Skin Brighteners.

It’s fine; it’s soap. I don’t stink; apparently, it works.


I was wondering just in what way the skin gets brightened. Like, when you scrub your butt, does it glow? Is your hoo-ha like a night light, that when it’s covered by your scandalous underwear it sparkles, but it turns off when light is exposed to it?

Inquiring minds want to know.

One Lonely Response to Turn off the lights, and I glow

  1. Victor :

    You could always take a picture and post it.

    Nic is gonna kill me.