My aching ears

Two words: Antonella Barba.

Two actions: Piercing my own eardrums with a letter opener, and throwing the bloody sword at the television.

Somehow, I cannot help but envision the microphone as a penis.

Like someone said about her, “I just don’t recognize her without a dick in her mouth.” And as I replied, with her in mind, “Some people do look much better with one.”

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