The ‘ho got towed


Happy good fucking friday to you.

I awakened to MY CAR BEING MISSING!!!!!

I went to put some stuff in it in preparation of going to work sometime today.

But guess what? It was gone.

I called the police and they said Dominion Towing took it.

The FUCK??!?!

So I called Dominion Towing — who promptly told me that it had been towed because my inspection sticker had expired.


I explained to the girl that I am moving to D.C. RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW — and I am going to get legal in D.C. instead of paying to be legal here for a week.

Well, apparently I will keep getting towed until I get legal.

Fuck you CURRENT APARTMENT COMPLEX for turning me in!


So, that’s $100 for the tow, lord knows what for the CAB RIDE and then another $75 for inspection/emissions.

Only to have to go register my car in the District next month. Sweet Jesus.

And, to boot, as I do not have Maddie’s rabies tag and the new apartment building needs it, I have to go get the brat’s shots updated right now or else I can’t move in. Cat vet bills always top $200 for shots in my world. I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it.

Forget eating meat today — I’m going to just go smoke some crack.


7 Responses to The ‘ho got towed

  1. nic :

    Oh man. If you want to do the DC registration & license right now, gimmie a call and you can “move in” with us for a week. Then you’ll need to carry the stupid change of address card for the next four years, but it might be cheaper?

  2. Erica :

    Aw, hell naw! Bitches and hos.

  3. michael :

    Well, I wouldn’t bother cleaning the apartment when I moved out. You already said you didn’t think you’d get your deposit back, at this point it’s time to “accidentally” spill some bright red nail polish on the carpet in the living room.

  4. Tiff :

    Call the vet you took Maddie to last time she had shots. If her rabies shot is up to date, they ought to be able to give you a copy of the certificate.

    Also… wtf? Towing for an expired inspection sticker? I didn’t think the county was allowed to tow from private property for that kind of shit… I mean, hell, I owed them rather a large amount of money for taxes and all I got was the boot. 😉

  5. Caterwauling :

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  6. Caterwauling :

    […] Actually it’s 4 a.m. and thanks to my poor Samantha being towed at 2 a.m. last night for a fucking expired inspection sticker, I haven’t slept a wink. Because the state of Virginia would probably love siphoning $100 from me every night of my life. I am so tired, I could kill myself. Only the crackheads and I are awake at this hour. And the birds. Goddamned chipper little chirpers — I want to ram their pointy little beaks up their pointy little asses. […]

  7. Caterwauling :

    […] That’s not the pun to the story. What is, then? Well, when *somebody* left all pissed-off yesterday and frustrated and wondering when the FUCK she’s going to find time to make all this bullshit happen before getting *another* ticket or tow, she wasn’t paying attention and Backed. Into. Somebody’s. Vehicle. At the motherlovin’ DMV. *gah* […]