Because you know I can’t resist a good meme

Especially a music meme. Behold the weird shit I hear in an average hour:

“So. The meme. It asks questions, you put your media player on “shuffle” and let it answer the questions.”

How does the world see you?
“I’m Gonna Be Alright” — Jennifer Lopez

Will I have a happy life?
“Breaking the Chains” — Dokken

What do my friends really think of me?
“I Can’t Get Enough of Your Love” — Barry White

Do people secretly lust after me?
“Gimme Some Lovin” — G. Love and Special Sauce

How can I make myself happy?
“Just Be” — DJ Tiesto

What should I do with my life?
“Something’s Gotta Give” — LeeAnn Rimes

Will I ever have children?
“Your Lucky Day in Hell” — Eels

Editor’s note: I promise I’m not cheating!

What is some good advice for me?
“Freak Like Me” — Sugarbabes

How will I be remembered?
“Poetry Man” — Phoebe Snow

What is my signature song?
“My Guitar Lies Bleeding in My Arms” — Bon Jovi

Editor’s note: Knowing my all-consuming love of Bon Jovi, I’m convinced iTunes has become a Ouija board today. Scary!

What do I think my current theme song is?
“Crazy Train” — Ozzy Osbourne

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
“Honey (Bad Boy Remix)” — Mariah Carey f/Mase

What song will play at my funeral?
“Walking in Memphis” — Marc Cohn

Editor’s note: Eerie. See the lyrics below:

“Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union Avenue
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
Then I watched him walk right through.”

What type of men/women do I like?
“Give Me Tonight (Jonathan Peters Factory Mix)” — Shannon

Editor’s note: That answers that. What kind do I like? Any. Like in a restaurant, I’ll take “First available”!

What is my day going to be like?
“Tomorrow Night” — Patty Griffin

“Your lips are so tender, your heart is beating fast
And you willingly surrender to me, but darling will it last
Tomorrow night will you be with me when the moon is bright
Tomorrow night will you say those lovely things you said tonight.”

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