When it rains, it whores

Er, pours. Christ, I don’t know what the fuck I’m saying today!

Cat costs: $200

DMV: $81

Car wash: $10

Steering wheel cover: $1

Flat tire: $25

Property taxes and penalties: $188

Fuel to run all over Creation: $14

Smokes, gum and iced tea for the ride: $6

Traffic ticket: um, can’t remember, but it’s a LOT

Telling the Property Tax guy, after he asked me if I knew where to place my tax sticker and I replied, “Yes, I know exactly where I can stick it.”: PRICELESS

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