The reviews are in, part deux
Guys, I was so traumatized by my performance review that I forgot to share some highlights:
1. The reviewer wore white pants with a little brown stain in a very bad place.
2. The reviewer noted that she caught me trying to hide from her in the library (it was 8 p.m. and I was cranky and headed to Shan’s desk; the reviewer was just leaving Shan’s desk). I didn’t feel like dealing with her (it’s called overkill), so I hid in the stacks. She caught me and it made it to my evaluation.
3. It’s really hard to take a reviewer’s critiques seriously after you’ve noticed what I mentioned in Item Number Two No. 1.
This situation gets a 1 — Needs an Improvement Plan. No shit. 🙂