Angie and I had a small discussion today about sex (I had told her about getting laid about Thanksgiving two years ago, and even though it wasn’t all that good, at least I got my bird stuffed. She liked my terminology!).

Well, I said it’s been almost a year since I *got me some* and she reeled back in horror. She was so sympathetic and so very sad for me. I told her she wouldn’t have been so bummed if I’d, say, lost a finger or some other appendange, would she? And she said sex was too important to live without and that I need to get me some soon!

No arguments here. None whatsoever! Can I get a witness? 🙂

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