Some much-needed humor

Haiku Error Messages……

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They’re used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan:

~ The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

~ Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

~ Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

~ Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

~ Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

~ Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

~ Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

~ A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.

~ Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

~ You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.

~ Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.

~ Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.

~ Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen – Mind. Both are blank

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