Old friends are the best friends

My ride-or-die just reappeared.

Friend: You got a brother-in-law for me yet?

Me: I got as close as I’ve ever been. But, yeah. No.

Friend: I normally charge but, for you, ass-wupping-grams are always delivered free.

Me: I have a better idea …

Friend: I’m on the next flight out. I got you, girl.

The only thing better than a pissed-off goddess is two of us.

Well, three, really …

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