Mad, mad libs

You’ll thank me for this.

Just a sample:

jon bon jovi: It’s always been my ultimate fantasy to see your spiky hair…

dawn: You’re going to see more than my spiky hair jon bon jovi…

jon bon jovi: E-I-E-I-O! Oh, “Bring Me to Life”!

dawn: What the?

dawn keeps up the work on jon bon jovi, then sees a dildo next to gwen stefani’s chest. dawn grabs it with both hands and grins at jon bon jovi.

jon bon jovi: Holy shit! That’s the biggest dildo I’ve seen in my life!

dawn: You ain’t seen nothing yet.

dawn uses the dildo on jon bon jovi.

jon bon jovi: Allah! Allah! E-I-E-I-O!

dawn: Oh my god, I can’t believe that.

jon bon jovi: Ohhhhhhhhhh dawn!

dawn: Oh for fucks sake jon bon jovi.

jon bon jovi: Sorry dawn, but it’s just you remind me so much of a peach, I could just eat you.

dawn: Oh and I’d let you eat me. I love it when you call me a peach.

jon bon jovi: Oh dawn, you’re the juiciest peach I’ve ever seen.

Ah, to dream. …

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