I’ll take ‘things you didn’t need to know about me’ for $1,000, Alex

Reader Poll Monday Tuesday Wednesday!

1. Is it just me or have all the cool websites been having technical difficulties today?
That’s because all the cool kids are using them!

2. What’s the last movie you saw?
On the plane from Vegas to Cincinnati, I saw “Bridge to Terabithia”.

3. What’s the last good movie you saw?
Uh. … Can’t remember the last time I walked out of a theater feeling good about the money I dropped on a show.

4. If you were paid $10 million, would you be willing to have a 1″ tattoo (of your choosing) applied to the middle of your forehead?
Nope — the government would get half of it anyway.

5. Welch’s juice commercial kids: love ’em or hate ’em?
I want to shove those little bastard children straight back into their mothers’ hoo-has.

6. What is your current must-have software/plugin/online tool?
None, really. I’m thinking about buying a new computer; who can actually afford shit to put on it?!?!

7. Do you have any live plants in your home?
Hell naw. Cats would eat them.

8. Quick, make up a word and tell us its definition!
Lord, I make up words all the time. I call my mom’s boyfriend “pudgefuckle.” Sort of a cross between pudgecicle and chucklehead. 😉 Actually, I was just being lazy and sort of wasn’t sure what to call him so I slurred them together.

9. Do you love eggs from your head down to your legs?
The thought of eggs just totally made me throw up in my mouth a little!

10. Ask me something.
What day will RPM take place on next week? 😉

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