Ok, I’m just pissed off that I’m awake, but I just got back from Chez Mickey’s and my order is wrong.

They got my two drinks right (coffee and O.J.), so I expected that my meal was correct. It wasn’t. I’m missing my hash brown (no big loss) but the sandwich is an Egg McMuffin when I clearly did not want anything having to do with ham or mcmuffins. I see why this place doesn’t give you receipts — ‘twould be easier to prove that they’re morons.

This sandwich is just awful. It tastes like someone sat on it to warm it up. I would like to amend the old Chez Mickey advertising jingle, “You deserve a break today” to add “but you just won’t get it here.”

Pfft. I’m tossing this crappy McFuckedMuffin away.

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