From the ‘who gives a shit’ files

New hospital gowns designed for modest Muslim women are a growing trend to ensure the modesty of all patients nationwide. As if you can retain ANY shred of dignity when you’re in medical care!

Look, I don’t give a FUCK what my hospital gown looks like. If I’m in one of those death wards, believe me, the least of my problems is having a slight breeze up my ass. Really. Let’s try improving patient care and not having the doctors and nurses killing their patients from ineptitude or neglect. The Muslim community is wetting its pants with joy that its concerns are impacting the entire country. Yeah, let’s get you people a medal. Christ. I refuse to be impressed till we cure cancer or contain AIDS or, fuck, reduce the number of malpractice lawsuits.

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