Friday Five

At least they didn’t ask for a third week in a row what our plans for the weekend are. …

1. Where do you currently work?

Club Medicated. Or is it the Veggie Patch? Either way, everyone on my floor (sans Shan and me) is on mood-altering meds. The operations folks on the third floor kick ass, though.

2. How many other jobs have you had and where?

::checks her resume:: More jobs than I have toes. All of which have been in Pittsburgh. I see too many non-profits and I see no-profit for Dawn in the meantime.

3. What do you like best about your job?

You have got to be kidding.

Well, if I HAD to venture an answer, I’d say seeing a physical product every month kinda rocks. It’s hard to work and work and never see the results in a tangible form, and that is a bonus for me when I can say, “Yeah, I did that.”

4. What do you like least about your job?

How much bandwidth is there in cyberspace?

Potlucks. Baby showers. Poverty. Stress-induced gastrointestinal issues. Having to beg HR for coupons or t-shirts or whatever she has to offer, instead of having her airheaded assistant just bring the stuff to us (I never go there for anything, so I miss out). Guilt for having ambition. Being forced to tell them I’ll be a ‘lifer’ so that they won’t fire me. Micromanagement. Pretentiousness. Oh, wait, I think I’ve just described EVERYBODY’s job!!!

5. What is your dream job?

Working for myself, doing public relations and party planning and other personal promotions.

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