Call for artists!
Rejected headline: From my mouth to your hand
Job opportunity: Digital and freehand cartoonists wanted for budding comic strip series about chemically imbalanced colleagues and dysfunctional employment venues. A balance of snarkiness and sweetness a plus. Pays nothing to start but has abundant opportunity for profit once it takes off. Art students looking for portfolio pieces encouraged to apply! Web design skills preferred, as that’s where we’ll be showing off your stuff!