Absolution hotline
This “apology hotline” is entertaining. Apparently, people call this number at Vassar late at night to admit to some scumbag shit they might have done or are doing.
One can only hope the callers are way more articulate (and, for my money, honest) than the tard droppings over at the trainwreck otherwise known as Group Hug.
I can’t help but wonder, though if anyone who ever did me wrong would ever A.) admit to it, or B.) be nuts enough to post it somewhere. Wouldn’t that be awesome if you found that someone, somewhere wanted your forgiveness for some boneheaded thing they did to you?