I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Christmas Idiot

Sorry I've been away -- our web host has been changing some stuff around, and we have had a hard time getting new posts to show up. But I'm back and as fluffy and adorable as ever!

And Kadi's still dumb as shit. Mommy put up a holiday wreath above the couch -- it used to be all pretty and fiber optical and whatnot, but it doesn't work this year. But I have had so much fun playing in its empty box that Mommy decided to leave it up so I could have a little bit of joy in my life, for a change.

Kadi, though, has more fun playing with the wreath. In fact, she thinks she can jump through it. So she keeps trying to. It is funny as all hell, watching her leap from the couch cushions into the center of the wreath, where she invariably bonks her head off the wall. I thought I might have seen a dent in the wall, but the real dent is just in my sister's head. Dumbass.

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